Okay, so the prompt at hand is found here.
‘And they lived happily ever after’ becomes…
They were both alive after they escaped the clutches of the bear in Yellowstone. Who knew that you weren’t supposed to leave breadcrumbs in a trail to find your way back to camp? They really should put that stuff in the manual warning people of such possibilities. I mean, next they’ll be telling people not to smoke underneath those funny little fans in the plane lavatories. Sheesh!
I know this isn’t technically what the assigment was, but I had fun writing it nonetheless. I also enjoyed reading some of the others’ comments! There are some clever people out there.
Now, how would YOU have rewritten it, Smarty Pants?!